c0caino:

"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"

c0caino:

"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"

(via epicallyfunny)

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

image

(via trust)

legallyblonde:

Practicing moves at home before the club.

legallyblonde:

Practicing moves at home before the club.

(Source: legallyblonde, via laugh-addict)

xbox420:

tomsigh:

humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

thats a lil creepy

i hope he called the police 

(Source: humorking, via greatfatsby)

holymusicalbatman:

fall aka wearing the same pair of jeans everyday and seeing if anyone notices

(via thesuitelifeofprozacandcodeine)

mememaster:

are you kidding me

mememaster:

are you kidding me

(via sniffing)

some-good-songs:

Birds » Kate Nash

Well she was wearing a skirt
And he thought she looked nice
And yes, she didn't really care about anything else
'Cause she only wanted him to think that she looked nice
And he did

(via mostlybenignalien)

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed. Cite Arrow

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

BOOM

(via seaport)

(via mostlybenignalien)

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

(via greatfatsby)